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Comedy Centrl: Stephen Colbert's Seussian ode to the producers of "The Lorax" okaying at least 70 promotional tie-ins to the film: →

inothernews:

This cashtaculous sellout is not quite enough —
I’m demanding more branding of Loraxian stuff!
With what you can buy, boy, the sky is the limit —
A Filet-O-Fish meal with real hummingfish in it!
Filmmakers, get cracking! The market is lacking
a splendiferous…

— 3 months ago with 434 notes
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    breaking my heart !!!!! no lorax, noooooooo! oh the irony.
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